February 2012
White people: I wear Native American war bonnets and face paint because I have a deep appreciation of Native American culture.
Native Americans: Hey, could you stop doing that? It's harmful to us.
White people: Nah, I respect your culture too much to listen to what you have to say about it.
New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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jarwithaheavylid:
every-sound:
fuck i love garlic bread
it literally has the two most perfect ingredients known to humanity.
bread
+
garlic
=
perfection
fuck i love garlic bread
but then on friday night after it’s all done WE GONNA PARTY HAHAHAHA
i have close to no appetite lately
2.5 days until the career fair
Anonymous asked: What exactly can gynos see during...
fuckyeahsexeducation:
They can see how your cervix is doing, they can tell if you have yeast or bacterial growing, they can see any cysts or tears or other abnormalities in the vaginal walls. They usually take cultures to make sure you don’t have anything growing in there you shouldn’t.
spider webs.
Reblog if you're having a sexy-ass Sunday night.
sixtytwohundredkilometers:
FLIFF FLIFF NOT EVEN COUNTIN’ IT
for daniel
the quote of the day is santorum smegma
imma have myself some tacos tonight
“Sex work is not inherently wrong. Sex work is not inherently dangerous. Sex work...”
– an excerpt from this wonderful piece on sex work from Bitch magazine. (via thestepswetook
)
Am I allowed to use this word to describe myself?
iamateenagefeminist:
1. Has this word been used against a specific group of people in the past or is it being used against a specific group of people in the present?
If no then you are allowed to use that word to describe yourself.
If yes then move onto question two
2. Are you a part of the group the word has been used against?
If yes then you are allowed to use that word to describe...
peytonisbigg:
icherishedyouperished:
peytonisbigg:
You guize is assholes.
#victoria #zoe
EVEN YOUUU JULIA.
#peeeeyytooonnnn #givemeyourskiiinnnn #yoursweetpotatoskinimean
Especially you heatwole. ESPECIALLY YOÜ
