January 2012
December 2011
fyeahkentonvisser asked: Will all your answers be one word?
fyeahkentonvisser asked: Why did T. Rex have such short arms? The dinosaur, not the glam rock band.
i wish i could control my computer with my mind so i could keep my hands warm under the covers
If you sincerely use the phrase "friend zone," I...
feistyfeminist:
unknowablewoman:
hello i am an art major and my education is not a...
clientsfromhell:
Client: I’m looking for VERY edgy photos for my wedding. Should be an all day job, with 6 hours of posed photos with the wedding party. I’ll need a DVD of all of the edited photos in high resolution and you will be compensated $150. I may also be willing to let you do a ‘Trash the Dress’ shoot with me the next day. In response, I sent a a short (but polite) email stating I...
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
i figured it out
it’s just a cat walking around rubbing against the deck, meowing
god damn cat is probably in heat
THERE’S NO ONE FOR YOU HERE, CAT. LOOK ELSEWHERE.
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there's a cat or something outside the back...
i’m scared to go out and look because
what if it’s a rabid animal?
what if it’s actually a person tricking me so they can get in my house/hurt me?
i want to look because
what if the cat is hurt
even if it’s not hurt i just love cats and want to pet it
POLLOS
Reblog if you'd vote for RuPaul over voting for...
caffeinatedfeminist:
Who the fuck wouldn’t?
Me: A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Fst ts ts ts ts ts....
Mom: Victoria....
theboyinquestion replied to your post: should i
WHAT KINDA MUTHA FUCKIN QUESTION IS DIS. GURL U NO EZZACTLY WHAT TO DO. DON’T PLAY WITH LIFE. PLAY DA SIMS.
block
mia-the-wonder-slut replied to your post: should i
Compromise. Make your Sims do something productive, like learn a skill or wash dishes.
starswereexploding replied to your post: should i
SIMS 4 LIFE. this is seriously never a...
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should i
do something productive
or play the sims?
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“The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature...”
– Søren Kierkegaard (via bardsandsages)
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trying to be healthy/lose a few pounds sux
all i wanna do is eat an entire block of cheese
