March 2012
anedumacation:
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
My life, tbh.
i feel like 2 fast 2 furious is happening outside my house tonight
5 tags
inspired by the 80 degree weather today
i think over spring break i’m gonna make an illustrated zine about the best things about summer. NOBODY STEAL MY IDEA! I KNOW HOW ORIGINAL IT IS!!!
anyway this is the first zine i will have made, i think it’ll be good practice. plus it’d be sweet to send to art directors.
fyeahkentonvisser answered your question: my throat gets scratchy after i drink soy milk
You’re probably allergic.
god damn it kenton
curtcole:
I hope Rick Santorum buys Daniel Craig a motorcycle jacket only to see him cavorting with his boss and speeds off on his motorcycle.
my throat gets scratchy after i drink soy milk
every time
anybody else experience this?
February 2012
lordevilvenom asked: 21
Anonymous asked: #36. A: it's aquaman isn't it
catsandatlases asked: 37, 34 BOOOOOOM
Anonymous asked: #93 hey gurl you still like aquaman and stuff
prettywar asked: 4, 18!
“Another thing that’s like a personal crusade for me is trying to talk young...”
– A Photo Editor - Chris Buck Interview, December 2008 (via eliz)
i never ever want to have a crush on anyone ever again
i want more
sherlock
breaking bad
best part of the oscars was the dog
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
victoria, lady, queer, 21, has no idea how to perform basic interactions with other human beings, self loathing, also known as george costanza
if you fucking think that you can compare a woman’s control over her own body/abortion to genocide and slavery then you can fucking unfollow me right now.
i need to leave the house to do my homework
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
White people: I wear Native American war bonnets and face paint because I have a deep appreciation of Native American culture.
Native Americans: Hey, could you stop doing that? It's harmful to us.
White people: Nah, I respect your culture too much to listen to what you have to say about it.
New York Magazine's List of Other "Seinfeld"... →
inothernews:
George Costanza: “I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham!”
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to really see me being a phony, now. I hope you can take this. Maybe you should go in the other room.”
George Costanza: “Just remember. It’s not a lie … if you believe it.”
Jerry Seinfeld: “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”
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